MY STATUS HAS BEEN UPGRADED

I was at the Sheriff Station tonight for a class. Afterward, I spent some time talking to one of the deputies. He told me of a problem he was having with a certain trouble-making member of the class. He said, "Normally, I would just boot the guy out, but I asked myself: What Would Don Do? and decided to give him a second chance."

Instead of taking credit for this one, I'm gonna kick it upstairs. Way to go, God.

SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN

ON HOLD

THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP

BUMPER STICKERS

THE GOLD FLUSH

CARTER CAN

At least these days he's a toothless old blowhard.

THE WAY WE WERE

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY

I'm thinking of the line from "Parenthood; "This is my kid brother Larry. Don't give him any money."

THE DARK NIGHT

I WAS A TEENAGE POLYESTER POLITICIAN