ONLY ON THE ONION

Evolutionists Flock to Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

KIM JONG ILL?

DEAR DEMS; IT'S OBAMA VS. MCCAIN, NOT PALIN

FORGET? NEVER

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

"When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked them back on their heels."

Ann Coulter

HYPOCRISY WITH PLENTY OF HYPE

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS

Over the weekend I heard the snooty John Kerry--who, incidentally, fought in Vietnam--make a few cracks about Sarah Palin. He said that the Democrats have been warning that a McCain administration would be another four years of Bush; but with Palin on the ticket it would be another four years of Bush-Cheney!

THAT'S AN INSULT!

Sarah Palin is reputed to be a much better shot than the current Veep.