This post has absolutely NO social or spiritual redeeming value. I'm just feeling silly today.
10. Born To Be Mild
9. Doctor My Eyes (and Ears, and stomach, and Back)
8. I know Its Only Muzak, but I Like It
7. Aint No Burrito Mild Enough
6. After Midday
5. Classical Gas
4. Dedicated To the One I… Can’t Remember
3. Moan-y Moan-y
2. Lookin’ Out My Front Door (At The Kids Trampling My Lawn)
And the Number One Song for People My Age… Knock-Knock-Knockin’ on the Bathroom Door.
Monday, January 6, 2014
There are jokes in the Bible too. Most people miss them because they think religious things must be stuffy and dull. When Jesus talked about people gagging at a gnat but swallowing a camel, that was a joke not a spiritual description. My favorite joke in the Bible is found in Genesis 11, concerning the Tower of Babel. The people boldly declare, "let us build a tower who's top reaches into the heavens." God's response? "Let's go DOWN and see this thing."
I received a lesson in God's sense of humor when I was a young pastor. A woman came to church for counsel. She was distressed because her mother was sleeping with her husband. Today, this is a depressingly common occurrence, but thirty years ago in a small town it was scandal. I counseled the woman for months. I even talked to the husband and mother to no avail.
One day I was shopping at the grocery store. Mindlessly whistling a tune I pushed my cart down the aisles. As I perused the deli counter I felt eyes on me. Looking up, I found the wayward mother and husband starring daggers at me. I gave them a "whatever" look and moved on. I purchased my groceries and moved to the car. Standing over the open trunk I suddenly froze, a goofy grin on my face. I realized what I had been whistling in the store; Simon and Garfunkles "Mrs. Robinson."
Tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.