Observations From Hadleyville: FRUITS AND NUTS

Thursday, July 24, 2008

FRUITS AND NUTS

"While the media are busy telling McCain that "It's not you, it's us," Al Gore, a recent Democratic candidate for president, has become certifiably nuts. Gore's increasingly bizarre public statements are a reminder of the dangers of going off carbs cold turkey.

On "Meet the Press" last weekend, Gore called on America to be carbon dioxide-free within 10 years. In the same spirit of pointlessness and futility, I call on America to be 100 percent oxygen-free within 10 years."

Ann Coulter

2 comments:

Eric said...: And when we do improve the environment and reduce our dependency on foreign oil due to market forces and clever entrepreneurs I'm sure Al "Internet" Gore will not hesitate to take credit.; July 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Hugh and Drew from "Ice Road Truckers" were on Jay Leno last night. Jay asked them what they thought about global warming. Hugh said he has been driving the ice roads for 25 years. There have been warmer years and colder years. It fluctuates. He said that they just had 2 of the coldest years in a long time. So, as he brushes the icicles off his beard, he says he totally does not believe in global warming. Now THAT is science!; July 25, 2008 at 11:25 PM

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WHAT'S THIS HADLEYVILLE THING?

Those of you familiar with Mark Twain’s works might recognize my blog title. As Samuel Clemons grew older, he became increasingly disillusioned with humanity. Towards the end he began referring to the Damned Human Race; employing the secular and religious epithet at one stroke.

I find I’ve not reached that level of despair myself. I still believe in redemption and I still see signs of nobility even among we fallen, damned creatures. So, I could not bring myself to call this blog “On the Damned Human Race.” I do however, resonate with another of Clemmons stories; “The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg.” And viola, there you have it. “Observations From Hadleyville.”