Monday, December 29, 2008

CAN'T RING OUT 2008 WITHOUT ONE LAST DIG AT HYSTERICAL, "THE SKY IS FALLING!" ABSURDITY

Global Warming my left foot. Normal people--those without money-making, grant-grubbing, power-accumulating agendas--call it "weather." And for those of you who have fallen for it, the realty is an inconvenient truth;

WAKE UP YOU'VE BEEN CONNED!!!!

I'll even go out on a limb and prophesy that Spring is coming, followed by a freaking hot Summer, then Fall and... wait for it... wait for it... TAA DAA! Winter again.

2 comments:

Eric said...

Last week someone at work talked about how global warming was going to suddenly bring us into an ice age. It's the perfect theory -- right when it's hotter than normal and right when it's colder than normal.

Kathleen Flynn said...

You, my friend, are a genius!
Sincerely,
Chicken Little