WEEKENDS ARE FOR FUN 1

You might be watching too much Firefly if:

1. While driving you avoid large ugly trucks because you fear Reevers.

2. Your cell phone plays the "Ballad of Serenity."

3. When Kaylee and Wash talk about the internal workings of Serenity you understand what
they are saying.

4. You know the difference between a companion and a whore.

5. On several occasions you've been awakened in a cold sweat by nightmarish visions of the battle of Serenity Valley.

6. One day you'd like to clear atmo just to see what the rest of the verse is like.

7. The last time you were kissed by a beautiful woman you paused to see if you'd pass out.

8. You always cut your apples before eating them.

9. You realize that the love affair between Jayne and Vera may be strange, but could not possibly be lesbian.

10. You've begun to curse in goram Chinese.