Observations From Hadleyville: CHRISTIAN VALUES HAIRSPRAY??!!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

CHRISTIAN VALUES HAIRSPRAY??!!

Alright, somebody got shunted to this site by doing a keyword search for "Christian Values Hairspray."

Number 1, What kind of information were you looking for? I mean, okay, I can be dense but...what? Is it a hairspray that imparts a halo of spirituality? CHRISTIAN spirituality? Is it a certain stench or aroma that is pleasing in God's nostrils? Is it a new startup fashion label with a Christian--whatever THAT means--emphasis?

I'm stumped.

Moving on to Letter B, Why would that particular keyword phrase lead to MY blog?

Anyone...? Anyone...?

The only thing I can figure is that it must be the ghost in the microchips.

4 comments:

Stephanie P. said...: because you posted a blog on the movie "Hairspray" a while back...plus they were probably searching for "Christian values in 'Hairspray'".; November 19, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Eric said...: And a while after your "Hairspray" blog you had commented on Christian values. Google found that your blog contained all the key words.; November 19, 2007 at 1:03 PM
Don the Baptist said...: How, uh...efficient.; November 19, 2007 at 2:02 PM
Unknown said...: I found you by following the occupation "religion". I've found everything from spiritualists to pastors. Makes for interesting, if not always informative, reading!; November 22, 2007 at 1:55 PM

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