Observations From Hadleyville: WARNING: BLOOD DEPRESSURIZATION IN PROGRESS EPISODE # 3

Monday, November 5, 2007

WARNING: BLOOD DEPRESSURIZATION IN PROGRESS EPISODE # 3

There is a Target commercial currently running on television. It boasts of Target's efforts to invest some of their profits back into local communities. Fine. That's noble. What follows is idiotic. When you shop at Target it is in fact a teeninecy portion of YOUR money that is invested in communities. From there, Target makes a leap of logic that by shopping at Target you are, ipso fatso, a GOOD person.

Can you feel the love?

Just think, as long as you shop at Target you'll never need do another good deed again. PERIOD. You're covered. Washed in the green! Hallelujah!

Here's the equation: Spending money on yourself = righteousness.

I'm not a math whiz but I think I'll have to give this one a big, wet raspberry.

2 comments:

Kathleen Flynn said...: These are the people who have grown up (I use the term loosely) being protected by dumb safety laws. If not for these laws they would have died off years ago while using electrical appliances in the bathtub and wouldn't be around to whine about "hard" stuff like mountain climbing.; November 6, 2007 at 2:48 PM
Stephanie P. said...: target is evil...believe it!; November 7, 2007 at 11:48 AM

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