Tuesday, February 19, 2008

CASTRO RESIGNS! YEH, DATS DA TICKET

So, Fidel has laid down the heavy burden of state? At least, that's the take of the media, missing the point as usual. Fidel has been useless and bedridden for over a year. His brother Raoul--pronounced Raouuuuuuuuul, by Groucho Marx--has been running the show in the meantime. Yet media experts are speaking of this as a sudden transition. What will happen now that Raouuuuuuuuuul is in charge? I expect the same thing that's happened for the past year and the forty-eight years preceding. Sheesh, what breathless, moronic, "reporting."

At least Good Morning America began their report with; "Here's some good news."

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